Tomfoolery & Shenanigans
Got some vacancies in your friendship group? Come find your new BFF at speed mating
The honk-iest of tonk-iest families, who happen to be squatting where we are partying. We have asked them to be nice and invite you in for a cuppa
At Secret Garden we take fancy dress seriously. As is tradition we will be shortlisting our top 30 best dressed Gardeners and then letting the public decide on who wins 5 icy cold beers
Kissing Booth: Pucker up for the kissing booth. No need to be shy, there is a kissing menu to help you along; the most popular order is a little tongue with a side of pinch
It’s a house party at Bec’s place. Come shake it loose after the year 10 formal. Make out sessions, spin the bottle and Midori punch are all part of the package
Shout Something Nice Bar: Our new big verandah bar, where you’re welcome to kick back have a cold brewski and shout nice things to punters as they walk past
Want someone to read you a classic children’s book? Or maybe you want to read everyone a nice porno? Come and listen to some good ol’ yarns in our tiny library
The age of the jellyfish is now upon us. With her fluorescent trimming and soothing pulse, the Tentacruel Cinema is a lure to those lost deep within the outer-reaches of the Secret Garden forest.
Trojan Party Horse: Not unlike what went down in Troy; this year we are building a horse which will tour around the festival with a nice surprise inside
Do you have a question burning inside of you that you don't feel like you can ask anyone? Our resident wiseman is listening...
38 bangers and 6 duds. Between acts on the Gymnasium stage we will be spinning a wheel-of-fortuuuuune which will dictate which song we play next