(IN A) STATE THEATRE • WE JUST GOT A LITTLE POSHER
No, no, thank YOU for coming to the festival. This is an award ceremony, thanking YOU, the people of Secret Garden (and god of course)
The one and only all singing, all dancing, entirely inflatable and completely ridiculous internationally acclaimed Neo Cabaret Pop Prince.
With their distinctive brand of rapid-fire make 'em ups, they'll weave your suggestions into a fantastical tapestry of characters you'll fall in love with and stories you'd tell your grandkids.
From dolly doctor, to "how embarrassment", interviews with hot celebs, quizzes & more!!! Come see Dolly Mag live and improvised. Performed by Confetti Gun.
A lecture where we'll just learn and share all about different ways animals do it. Cat penises are barbed and can't be removed until they've ejaculated, pig penises have a muscle that grabs onto the urethra and pumps semen for minutes. Bloody fascinating stuff
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One lucky member of the audience will be picked to have their life improvised by performance group Quad Bike
Feeling a lot of feels here at the festival? Why not let some of them out in a session with one of our fully unqualified Jazz Therapists. Tell us what’s up, and will have a full band perform that back to you
Celebrate your inner fierce with Karlee Tiana. Vogue, Broadway Jazz, Burlesque, Comedy and Performance Art collide for your viewing pleasure.
Lou P Scarlett is an elegant, eccentric, garbage-glamour showgirl using vocal looping, original music and burlesque to capture her own brand of emotive, poignant techno-tease.
Volunteer yourself for one of our prized Bachelor or Bachelorette positions and let yourself be swept away on a series of intimate interviews and hot dates. The time is now! Start your journey towards true love right here at Secret Garden!
Christianity's got a lot to apologise for when it comes to people being ashamed of their own flesh. Stand up for yourself the best way possible by getting your parts out and dancing to as many good dance songs as I can find that have the word 'God' in them.
Porcelain Alice adds a dash of sideshow spectacular to the classic art of tease. She has toured her burlesque both nationally and internationally.
Come watch the hugely talented and incredibly funny Post-ITS turn this humble, sticky piece of brightly coloured paper into the greatest thing to happen to improv since improv.
Quad Bike are an improv square consisting of Orya Golgowsky, Amy Kermode, Liz Prasad & Monica Zanetti.
An extremely confused game show which is often abruptly interrupted by a huge audience chorus yelling “RING! THE! BELL!”
Rosie Rivette - the queen of comedic tease who brings to you erotica in its most confusing form yet!
You will laugh, you will cry, you will learn more about her than you are comfortable with.